Even though S and M are more into the scissoring style of sex, we all know that there are so many positions out there: The Flower press, the Vertigo, the Missionary, the Reverse Cowgirl. The list goes on an on. However, what position puts the "OOOOOOO" in OOOOOORGASM?S and M have the answer:
DOGGIE STYLE.
Let's face sex is better when its Ruff! And what better way for each of you to give it to each other than in doggie; we got facts.
If your a pussy and don't think you can handle some fourth grade talk about dicks and vajayjays then stop reading... but really you are a freakin' pussy.
A guys dick is shaped like a mushroom. ( Unless your Chris Brown, then your in an entirely different category). On the underside of his anaconda, or garden snake to those who largely-challenged, where the body meets the head is a little raised line. This is a mans achilles heel. When this line is rubbed, licked, touched, bit ( if you know how to do it right) then he will be moaning louder than a wild hyena. So, in order for a guy to have ultimate pleasure while having sex this line has got to be crossed. Essentially, this is a man's G-spot.
Speaking of that Let's talk about the girls. We all know about the G-Spot, its the goodie good. It is a known fact that most women don't orgasm during sexy time. That's Bullshit, and we are calling it out. HHHHelllloooooooooo, your man obviously doesn't know how to do it right. It sucks to suck, but trust me you can teach and old dog new tricks. Luckily for them and you S and M can help you out. THE G-SPOT NEEDS TO BE HIT! Period. You need to give it to your lady. Hit that clit a little bit before she gets on all fours and make her bark. And make sure when you are giving her that chaaaWAWA, that your hittin that G. And if that still doesn't do it for your biotch, then do some rub while you chub. ( rub the clit while your having sex for those of you who can't get an efing clue).
Okay, so between the snake's vein and the cave's stalactite there is one position that hits both of these dead on: Doggie. It is the Perfect position.
Ladies Bend over or get on all fours, and men nike that shit.
And remember bitches like it ruff. BOW WOW!
Stay GoldDAMN
xoxo
S & M
P.S. S & M are not saying only do doggie, Mix it up, get crazy, and have fun.
P.S.P.S. YES WE ARE VIRGINS.
