Tuesday, August 23, 2011

Spit or Swallow?..that is the question

Your down on your guy, you feel his one-eyed pirate about to scream arr; do you host the sails and take his precious treasure down the hatch or do you throw his semen over board? Well listen up bitches stop acting like little stuck-up sluts and swallow his good stuff! 
S and M would never encourage any type of behavior, we are just here to give you the best advice virgins can give about sex. And to be real, there is nothing sexier to a man when a woman can swallow their busted nut. Sure, no one really enjoys the taste of that white, sticky liquid, but when in rome... swallow. It shows your man your not afraid of what he has to offer, and that you like it. Think of it this way, if you were dining with royalty, you wouldn't spit out anything you did not like, would you? Of course not! It is rude! Well the same goes for the bedroom; it is bad bedroom-etiquette to spit your man's juices out. Show him that you want to please him in every possible way, and that you have the control when your down on his junk. It will make his orgasm that much better, and he will have  good thoughts about wanting to hook up with you again! There is nothing a guy likes better than good head, and swallowing is that cherry on top! 
Speaking of food, men, if you know your going to get some, help a girl out. Drink plenty of water, and if you are feeling really nice, down some pineapples! This sweet treat can turn your spoiled milk in to some sweet vanilla cream! Some other good foods to eat for a great taste are: Other Fruits, Vegetables ( but avoid those high in sulfur AKA salt), Celery, and even Cinnamon! Some foods to keep in mind that might make your load taste bad: Coffee, Garlic, Onions, Broccoli, Cigarets, and Dairy products. 
So ladies get on those knees and slurp up that good stuff! 
Remember Spitting is just rude! 


Stay golDAMN 
love, 
S&M

2 comments:

  1. Couldn't agree more.. I'm a guy and nothing feels better then when a girl keeps going while you're cuming. It makes the orgasm more intense (A LOT) and it lasts longer. Try taking it down as far as you can (deep throat) and using your hand at the same time. Oh and i can't tell you how often I here this, which is seldom cause im not a slut or anything, but gagging sounds are a turn ON, not a turn off. You guys should do a post on pierced nipples. I love those....

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  2. We're glad you agree. Nothings worse though than a guy who's not ready to give his load and pulls away only to shoot you in the face. Do NOT do that.

    And mmmm pierced nipples? I'm sure S can tell you a little bit about those... ;)

    Forever GolDAMN,
    S&M

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