Wanna know the only test that will truly tell you if you're a slut or not? Here it is
In your entire life how many walks of shame have you had to do? More than 1? SLUT
But Seriously, the walk of shame is inevitable. 99% of college girls have done it and that 1% that hasn't is only because they only hook up with Freshman boys so obviously they stay at their crib with the little boys rather than drunkenly making their way out to the dorms.
The only reason the walk of shame sucks is because you have to trek back to your place carrying your heels either sporting an oversized sweatshirt over your ho dress or some giant ass basketball shorts and your cleavage bearing top. The outfit is a big ole no no in real life, but that dreaded morning after its about the best you can do. While yes, your feet do hurt, your makeup is smeared down your face, and you have morning after hair, don't focus on that. Focus on the GolDAMN!
S&M think you should stop being such pussys about the walk of shame. We've never done it because we don't drink or party or go home with boys like all you sluts, but you need to own up to it. The walk of shame means that you were looking so fucking good the night before that you got some. YOU GOT SOME. YOU ARE A HOT PEICE OF ASS. So stop dreading that walk of shame, call it the walk of fame and be proud that you did it and made it through (unless you have a make it past Planned Parenthood in the morning and than your a Dumb Ass).
Enjoy your college and non-thinking days while you can. Soon enough you're gonna be stuck with one guy who farts in his sleep, is balding and has a beer belly and wish that you could grab your heels and high-tail it out of there. (We wont, S&M will never settle for anything like that. but you probably will.)
LOVE
S&M
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