Is it in yet?

Yes, we know this is one of the worst things you can say to a man during sex. BUT it happens, and we're sorry. So what do you have to do to make this never happens to you again... LEARN TO USE YOUR EQUIPMENT. No matter your SIZE there are ways for you to please your woman.  I promise.

While men may think that size is like of #1 importance, its really not. Its all about performance. You need to know how to make your wang wet her thang. (I'm sorry, I had to). Its really important to seriously know what will work best for your size.

If you're on the BIGGER side
  -Take it slow at first. Ease your way in. If you try and force it too fast you're gonna end up hurting her (unless she likes it rough) and than you're both screwed cause no one is getting off. Trust me, after you hurt a girls va-jay-jay a BJ is probably out of the question
  -Make sure its fully lubed. If you know girls in your past have had a problem with how well endowed you are, invest in a bottle of lube. Any lube. Except for tingling, that shits weird.
  -Make sure she's all "warmed up." Foreplay is your best friend.


If you're on the SMALLER side
  -Don't be ashamed of your size, Don't be afraid of your size. They're is a virgin out there who could be your new best friend.... haha
  -Seriously now, get to know what works best for your size. What is gonna give you the greatest advantage. If you're timid and all caught up in what she's thinking rather than making her and yourself feel AHHH-MAAAYYYZING the sex is gonna suck. And that's your own fault.
  -Work in some hand action. Massage her while  you're inside her. Hitting her from more than one angle at the same time will keep her coming back for more, and more, and more. And more. (And just so you know I'm talking about her clitoris NOT her ass)

Nothing is worse than a guy who doesnt know how to drive his own stick. So whether your Bigger (yay your great great grandma for fucking a black man), Average, or Small get in there and show us what you got. We won't be disappointed.

Forever GolDAMN and Happy 2012,
S&M

(and yes, we're still virgins)