Make Me Go from ehhh-not-tonight to I-NEED-YOU-NOW

You know those days where your just like... exhausted? Or lazy? Or just plain old bored? YA I SAID IT. BORED! I have a lot of those days. Where all I want to do is hop in the shower, pull on my sweats (luckily I have the ability to look like a sex goddess in sweats, so don't let them fool you) and hop into bed with movie. But I know that look you are giving me. The whole "Are you kidding me we aren't going to do it?" look.  Well let me let you in on a little secret. You CAN change that. And I'm gonna tell you how to make her go from 0 to 60 in .2 seconds.

Any girl has these magic "Wow Me" spots. All you have to do is get it right and she'll be puddy in your hands. Let's go over a few of my favorite and you can try them out and see what works best for you


HOT SPOTS
The Neck: Any form of wet, sensual slow kisses on the side or back of a girls neck will drive her wild. I'm not saying suck away and try and give your bitch a hickey (that move at this time will drive her straight to bed and probably have you sleeping on the floor. Trust me, I've made many-a-man sleep on the floor). What I'm talking about are the slow, long drawn out, kisses that make a girl's knees weak. Pulling a girls hair to the side, kissing her neck and making her know that you are there, and ready, and that basically she drive you wild will have her in your arms (and in the bed) within minutes. There may need to be some making out before (and who's complaining) but you will get what you want, and what she wanted deep deep down...


The Ears: The ears are a hearth of feel goodies. The right little lick and nibble could have a girl straddling you in the time it takes her to turn off your ESPN. And that is fast. Feeling a man's breath against you face, having the warmth all of a sudden overtake you is a wild way to get your girl from wanting to put in her retainer and turn on Lifetime to having her doing a strip tease for you and leaving heels on during the dirty. A good ear seduciton shouldn't be wet. Don't use your tongue like a Q-Tip (I had a man-ho/boyfriend do that once, I literally wanted to punch him in the gonads) but instead focus on the ear lob, ya know where she has the earrings. It works a lot better if she doesn't have earrings in because no one wants a mouth full of metal (one of the reasons the Ortho always says no to BJ's with braces. Wait your's didn't tell you that? Shit well this is awkward...) so save it for a night where her jewelry is off. When it is surprise her from behind (haha...) and take a little nibble and lick at that lob. This move will seriously have her "Dripping for you." 


The Infamous Back Massage: This is so many guys' go-to move. Your woman is telling you how tired she is, how hard work was, how her back hurts, how she's stressed and you know exactly what to do. Offer the girl a massage! The back massage (especially with a little oil or lotion) is not only a great way to get your hoe naked, but also lets you make her relax, plus you'll be straddling her, and who could complain about that. A relaxed girl can easily be turned into a horny girl with just the right knead. Instead of focusing solely on the shoulders, explore the whole back. Run your hands all the way down her spine and up her neck. Go for a little side action as well (hey you may even be able to cop a feel with a little side boob). Getting your girl here and showing her how good your are with your hands will have her wanting you to show her where else you can be "handy."


Try these moves out on your girl. If you still can't get her to play a little "tickle-me-elmo" than she's probably a boring bitch anyways and not even worth the lay. Or you just suck. Either way you are screwed.


Forever GolDAMN,
S&M