Tuesday, January 18, 2011

OMFG I think I hooked up with that guy

Being a slut has its cost. M and I wouldn't really know about that, but we do know that there is a price to pay for being a whore. Well apart from  Herpes or having the Clap, there are those awkward run in days, months, and sometimes years after you've hooked up with someone. There are somethings you can do though to make these encounters a little less dramatic. So, Don't worry Hoe's, S and M have got the remedy!
Your amazing and Hot, and this is what you have to remember at all times. Meaning that if you run into him tell them how fuckin' fantastic you are doing. Even if it's a lie. Try to be as least awkward as you can. Situations are only as bad as you make them. Unless this guy looks like sasquatch or has a dick like a muskrat, take a chill pill ( if they really do, then RUN BITCH RUN). As long as you make it seem like your doing better off than he is, which you honestly probably are, you'll be in clear water.

Let's just say that the guy you run into was the worst hook up of your life. First off, stop being such a drunk slut and choose your men more wisely. Second, the best thing to do is avoid him at all possible cost. Chances are he probably thought you were just as bad as he was. So save yourself the embarrassment, and flee the sight of the spotting asap.

Seeing these men or boys can be like seeing a tiger walking down the street. It is shocking! But remember stay calm and stake out your plan of action. Whether you thought he was awesome between the sheets or you fell asleep 30 seconds in because he bored you to death, you're going to survive these awkward run ins. Just realize that they are inevitable. If you could drunkenly find each other one night then chances are you're probably going to see each other sober, so either learn to deal or keep those legs closed.

Love you Sluts
GolDAMN
S & M

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