You sir, are an ASS

Want to know the one way that you AREN'T gonna get any? Yell something vulgar or sexual out of our car window and than drive away like a little pussy. REALLY BITCH?? Honestly, its not a compliment to hear, "Hey sexy baby can you handle my stick shift?" as your driving past. No I do not want to climb into your 95 Honda and get it on. You are an idiot.
   Just tonight S and I were walking into Target (the death of our credit cards FYI) and had two cholos yell out their windows about how sexy and hot we were and how they want to be in between our legs. UMM Well first of all we know we're hot. So please think of something more creative than that. And Second of all You are gross.
    Here's the thing. If you came up and approached us, started a conversation, and than asked us out, your chances of getting a number or a date would increase by 1232143523523408%. I love being approached by guys because it shows that you actually have a ball sack (and I do love me some good balls) If you actually came up and were a man about it, I would honestly probably go on a date with you. You may not get any, but hey who knows! This kinda goes for all girls too, and since all girls aren't as good lookin as S or M, you chances increase even more. (But then again not all girls are as slutty as us, so maybe not).

So why don't you stop being a little pussy ass, roll up your blacked out windows, get out of your bro-mobile, and come up to us girls and talk. It'll most likley pay off.
And if not, than you're probably destined to be alone, so stock up on some good porn, practice with shake-weight and get to be your own best friend.

Forever GolDAMN
M & S