The what the fuck was I thinking
The omg she totally outchicked him
The "beer goggle" relationship
Having an awful relationship sucks. But nothing is worse then when after the breakup the other person goes crazy. This has been a very recent topic of conversation for S & M and we're literally fed up. If its over its over. Please Don't be psychopathic about it.
Here's the thing. No matter how crazy you are before the fact (seeing as S & M are pretty crazy) becoming more crazy after the parting of ways is never a good thing to do. No one wants to have to deal with your shit. No one. We're broken up for a reason. I'm gonna go out and be with other guys. I'm gonna take them home and its gonna be amazing. You gonna see me out and I'm gonna look hot. SORRY. But that doesn't mean you should become so crazy that at points we literally fear for our safety. If you become a crazy ass please stay away. We want literally nothing to do with you.
Just last week M's ex, we'll call him RST, decided to take the psycho route. He was moving and still had some of her shit, so of course she texts asking if he'll set it aside and she can get it later in the week. He replies to come get it now, but obviously she can't because she has other plans with hot male undewear models so replies no but she'll get it ASAP. Well this just wasn't good enough for RST. Later when M and her roommates return home they find a garbage bag on their doorstep full of her clothes, shoes, jewelry, ripped up pictures of the two of them, ripped up pictures of her dogs, broken picture frames, broken glass everywhere, notes that she had written and exchanged gifts. REALLY? That's pretty sad.
She doesnt care about the sentimental shit okay? She just wanted her sexy ass clothing back, not the pictures that you can no longer look at because your a shit-tard.
M is not the only person with psycho ex's though. We all have them. And S does too. The thing is that after the break up the guys realize how fucking awesome and hot we are. SORRY BUT ITS JUST A LITTLE TOO LATE NOW. No matter how psycho you get our sexy asses will NEVER be getting back with your sorry saggy balls. SEE YA
Ladies, When you ex-boy starts showing signs of the crazy please run for the hills. You have always been better off without him. Plus, WHAT THE FUCK were you thinking dating him in the first place?
Forever GolDAMN,
S & M
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