The Art of a Strip Tease

Probably one of the more awkward things to do behind those closed doors, right?

However, let's think about this.
M and I go clubbing all the time, and when were not being surrounded by guys we see what goes on the dance floor. Nasty, grimy, dirty dancing fucking. Yeah we are all guilty of it.
But why are we such pussies at it behind closed doors?
So come on ladies and give the men what they want! 
Men are about 70% visual. So what could be better than a strip tease right before you put those puckered lips around his cock-a-doodle-doo. 


Shit, if you can do it on the dance floor at a club in front of everyone, why can't you do it for your man? 
So, here are some tips M and I have made up to pitch your man's tent without even touching it. 


The key to any good sex move that you make on your man is confidence. Which of course M and I have a lot of, because we are hot bitches and we know it! (See that is confidence. You have to not just think your sexy, but know you are sexy). I know you women hear this all the time, but confidence is HOT!  So don't question yourself for a second!


Next, you have got to have the moves! If you are a little shaky about this try out a pole dancing class or even zumba. Something along these lines are going to make you more flexible, and wayyyyy more confident in those moves you put on your man. (PS M, x-mas present! Hint Hint wink wink)


Okay so here's how a perfect, yet very flexible, strip tease could play out. 
You head to the bedroom, and you know what is in store for your man. yet, he has absolutely no idea, which excites the shit out you. Play rough with him by throwing him on the bed with a nice push or hand cuff him to the bed frame if you like kinky ass shit like that. Play some sexual music to get those hips swaying. Tease him! Slap Him around! Get into it! Talk dirty to him for christ sakes! AND TAKE OF THOSE CLOTHES, one move at a time! Take off his clothes just as much as you take off yours. The hands and hips are the most essential aspects when doing a strip tease. Play with your body, and let your hands explore you and your guy. 
Trust me, even if you do these simple little things before the actual dirty deed there is no way your guy will be able to resist you. Not to mention return the favor in some way. 
This can go for guys to. 
Guys girls eat this shit right up. You may think it's weird, but any guy who can pull of striping down while acting like a chip n' dales dancer is a fucking MAN! 
SO GET CRAZY YOU FUCKERS! 


Love, 
M & S