Well actually that wise man is just mine and S's crazy friend, and we'll just call him Penguin Boy. Well PB has a lot of great things to say but this has got to be one of the best I've heard so far.
And if you think about what he said it's true. So why do men refuse to buy a fucking condom that actually fits? We all know that you aren't a XXL Trojan man. So why do you insist on buying them? Honestly. You probably aren't even an XL magnum. So stop buying the ones that don't fit. Not only will better fitting condoms make the performance better, but we wont have to be worried about it slipping off your eensy beensy weenie. Not that all of you fabulous men shouldn't be proud of what you've got. You should, but lets not get crazy you know? Ya ya ya we realize you don't wanna go buy condoms labeled "small" but in this situation its not all about you okay?
Go buy some of the good ones that are for "her pleasure" or the new favs being welcomed on the block "Ecstasy" and she'll be so please with you you'll probably go through the whole box tonight. Glow in the dark is always fun, but to be honest it could scare the shit out of your girl.
So go out there and stock up on what you need but don't get carried away. Lets buy some socks that actually fit the cocks okay?
LOVE
M & S
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