Girls Who Don't Give Head

Which one of our reasons do you
think he just told her?

Yes. That's right. They do exist. No long are these women in hiding. They're coming out (but not cuming out hahahahaha....) of their closet and letting the men know that, "NO they are not gonna go down THERE!" This is bullshit right? Well that's what the men are saying, and S & M have to agree.

SO. We've decided to put together a list of reasons to tell these girls why they should. Feel free to print it out and hand it off to your honey. Because lets be real here, its time these ladies get down on their knees.



1. Makes it easier to take a BeerBong or Shotgun in college. Learn to swallow big right?
2. Their husband is gonna MAKE them do it. You're just trying to let her practice so that she can please her husband later. Just call you the Good Samaritan
3. Its almost christmas time. And you waited in line for 3 hours to see Santa (something S & M plan on doing) and all you asked for was a BJ (not what we're asking for... but close)
4. You can't put on a ring on this girl's finger until you see how she performs
5. You respect her sacred area. You love her sacred area. You don't want to defile her sacred area. So the next option is...
6. You heard there is a reputation going around about your girl.... that she's a tease. You hate it when people talk bad about her like that. So you really wanna help fix the situation
7. School is really hard. You're working your ass off to be able to graduate and get a high paying job so that you can support her shopping habit later in life. You just want her to be happy. But you're so stressed... There is only one way you can think of de-stressing. Its for her future!
8. You were in church the other day, yes baby that's right- church, and you could have sworn you heard that guy up front saying Eve did it for Adam...
9. Remember that time you bought her that _________? Didn't she say she owed you one?
10. Say the 3 magic words. She won't be able to resist.

If these don't work for you than you should probably just give up. Seriously.