Let's Get in the Mood with Food

Eating is a big part of M and my life. Fuck yeah we'll sit there and eat a bag of chips, and you best believe we go to taco bell. Were the epitome of the American diet, only our bodies are hot as shit. Sex is another big part of our lives, even though were virgins....Anyways when it comes to sex food can play a major role in getting someone "in the mood".

So give the roofies a break, and listen up guys. 

Take your girl out to a nice dinner, or if you want extra points cook her dinner. 

Give her and yourself a glass of red wine. 

Red wine tends to make people a little frisky, plus it will take off the edge when it comes to getting in the bed. Next bring out a round of oysters. These little shooters will get a girl creamin and screamin in her pants, and its only the appetizers. For dinner, make sure you meal consist of fine red meat(B<3 style). If your girl is a vegtiarian then fuck her, she is obviously too stuck up and doesn't know the good parts of life. This meat should be saturated in garlic. Ya okay I know what your thinking bad breath, but garlic is magical! The allicin in garlic increases blood flow to the sexual organs, and not to mention it can make a guys dick harder and longer than george bush was president. Say hello to natural viagra! For dessert make sure you have bananas that are smothered in dark chocolate and topped with whipped cream and a cherry. Add nuts if you want to get crazy. Okay I don't think I need to explain why this would get you in the mood. You might as well put all these toppings on your long john silver, and have her eat it off. Because by now she is not just picturing a banana sitting on that silver plater.
If this doesn't work then obviously your a stupid fuck who isn't charming at all, and you should probably re-evaluate yourself. JUST KIDING! We aren't that cruel! 


If you allergic to any of these or are simply to bitchy and picky to eat them DON'T WORRY
There are plenty of other foods that will have your girl humping you faster than a dog in spring.
For more options visit these websites
http://www.naturalproductsmarketplace.com/articles/2009/04/21-foods-to-put-you-in-the-mood.aspx
http://health.msn.com/health-topics/sexual-health/mens-sexual-health/articlepage.aspx?cp-documentid=100253814