PDA

 

      M and I are both guilty of PDA. The dreaded holding of hands in public, the omg they just kissed in public, and yes even the they are so cute I wanna throw up in public.
Guess what? These are okay!
There is something that we like to call FGPDA( fucking gross public display of affection) that really is fucked up to do in public. And don't think that you are getting away with it, because M and I are calling you out.
     First off,  lets talk about Facebook PDA. It is not unusual for both parties to have a facebook while dating or hooking up or whatever the hell college kids want to call it. Yes, the occasional smiley face or the inside joke or even YouTube post is okay. Saying happy birthday with a heart and a I Love You is alright, still kinda gross but whatever floats your boat. The stuff that people really don't want to see would be the wall postings back and forth about your day to each other, how much you love the other person, or status's about your anniversary. NO ONE FUCKING CARES! Not to mention, no one wants to see it. Why don't you call up who ever it is that your fucking and tell them you love them on the phone or tell them a play by play about your day. No one wants to hear about. You are not that important, and if you were we would follow you on twitter.
     Secondly, actual PDA. Places where this is acceptable: At your house, at a party, or in your bedroom. Places where this is not acceptable: the mall, school campus, outside your house, at a park, in a classroom, at the store. I don't care if you have been dating since you were born, STOP fondling your tongues in front of everyone. No one, and I mean NO ONE, wants to see that. You know whats even worse. The dreaded hands tucked into the back pockets of your lovers ass while playing tongue tag. Come on people. NO ONE should be that white trash.
               M has real life story of this that she would like to share with you all:
"Okay so during the dreaded winter months my family drags me to our ski cabin up in Northern Idaho. Ya I mean, sometimes its great but being snowed in on top of a mountain (seriously. ON TOP) gets to be a little much. What I look forward to is that weekly trip to the county Walmart. Well on my most recent trip it must have been bring your entire redneck family to Walmart day because everywhere I looked I was bombarded with cousin couples. But the worse had to be the two standing in front of me in line. Making out as they were waiting in their flannels and trucker hats buying nothing but some beef jerky and a large box of condoms. Really people. REALLY?? No one wants to see that."

Seriously, if you have to do that much in public you obviously aren't giving your man enough in bed ( this can go for men too).
Here's a suggestion: take your man to your room right now and suck his dick.
Enough said!
STOP WITH THE PDA!