Wednesday, December 22, 2010

Give Your Man Something XXX-Tra Special This Year

M and I are the best gift givers. Let's just say we aim to please. And when we aim to please we do it right. So let us help you with some gifts that your man might actually like this year.
      Cut the bullshit gifts: the scarf from H&M, the lame T-Shirt that you "just love so much", or the infamous picture of you guys in Fame. Lame, Lame, and Lamer!
Give him a gift that he's going to use and remember... YOURSELF!
ahhh sounds selfish huh? But you don't think of your self as lame do you? ( if you do stop reading you're SOL)
The best first piece of advice I can give is FSL...Fucking Sexy Lingerie! Take a visit to M and I's favorite store VS, and explore your options. Bring your girls with you, making a fucking day out of it. And don't be afraid to get crazy! The kinkier the better!
When displaying this FSL for your man there are some tips to remember.
Set him up for it. Make him want it. Give it to him.
A lot of girls concerns when dressing up for their man is timing. The best thing I can tell you is go with the moment. You can be dressed up on the bed when he comes home. Or if you don't have that privilege follow these easy as shit steps.
      1) lurer him to the place where it's going to go down.
      2) tease him for a bit ( your making him want it duh)
      3) when he starts to take off those clothes tell him to wait a minute you have to use the bathroom
      4) Come out in the FSL
BAM!
Some other good gift ideas could be: massage oils accompanied by an actual rub down, body desserts that you can play in between the sheets with.
Most importantly, be creative when your giving yourself to your guy for christmas.
Make him feel like santa really did cum this year.

p.s. when doing these things for your man a blow job should be a given! Okay? So Stop being stingy. Come on ladies 'tis the season for giving!

1 comment:

  1. M :)

    These are so funny, I cant wait to get back home so we can hang. :P hope you have fun going up to your lovely cabin, i still think you should go the long way and stop and visit me...

    anyways i must say i am having a great laugh this morning reading this..

    M's Friend

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