Saturday, December 11, 2010

Why Wait??



Honestly think about your girl. She's probably way out of your league. SERIOUSLY. 
So what are you waiting around for to ask her to be yours? To only pleasure your driving stick. 

Guys have this tendency to wait around to ask a girl to be his girlfriend. And its really pissing us off. The longer you wait around the more likely she is to find a new, hot, Australian, male underwear model. (Yes that's right... M is dating one). But really guys, if you don't want to lose her than make her yours! Its not a promise of marriage so stop freaking out. The girl isn't gonna turn you down if you do it right so make it special.

And from past experiences, We can tell you that EVERYTHING gets a whole lot better once the BF and GF labels are put in place. Your girl will most likely get crazier with you (yes, hard to believe for M & S but its the truth) and will no longer second guess you when you tell her to "Make You a SANDWHICH"

When in a relationship the girl feels better about herself. She no longer has to feel like a slut to get frisky in the sheets with you. Not that feeling like a slut is a bad thing, it can be pretty fucking great. But you'll love the advantages of finally being in that dreaded relationship. 
  • MORE NAKED PICTURES
  • MORE NAKED COOKING
  • MORE NAKED VIDEO GAMES (wait what? your girl doesn't play naked video games? damn. You need to start hanging out with M & S)
  • MORE NAKED MASSAGES
  • MORE NAKED  PLAYTIME WITH TOYS
  • MORE NAKED EVERYTHING
Does that not sound amazing to you? So go whip out the credit card. Buy your girl some sexy lingerie and ask her to be your little love bug. We hear that bugs do it like 80 times a day anyways....

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